Speed is that hot chick that wants …
Speed is that hot chick. She wants neither to be caught nor forgotten. She wants it all, everything, her way.…
There be calm in the valley
Pure. Race. Blood. Rage. Respect.
Riding STRIDER765 over here fucking thrilling at 8k RPM his triple-cylinder engine claws right up my ass to yowl at,…
Racer. Down.
Besides that i feel as broken as any Toy Story discarded moppet …
Asylum. Escapee.
Messrs Black-Foot
First. Bath. Ever. Nurse FRODO in Tib-Fib Time. (Foto credit: GATITO-san)
NURSE FRODO
“The coach was sometimes weaving through traffic like crazy … I misjudged …” (Customer-Rod)
At PittRace-palooza, I rode w Customer-Rod first sessions Day 1 of 3, Friday. I watched him methodical, scope out the circuit. Soon…
Brain-Bleed on Aisle 9 (Coach-Track-Daddy)
Customer-Rod lowsided into the front wheel of Coach-Track-Daddy’s Ducati, on the outside of Turn 18: “I’ve seen video if this…
Slicing like a scythe through sunflowers (Scary-Clown-Coach)
That aggressive tow that Customer-Rod says he got in Intermediate from Coach-Starship-Trooper wasn’t isolated. I watched Scary-Clown-Coach tow a Ducati…
“You still here?” (El Jefe Breaker-Bar)
By Saturday prior to The Sunday-Surprise, the dirty-laundry public-airing, I had spoken separately and privately to Scary-Clown-Coach, Coach-Pocahantas, to leadership…
4 helicopter medevacs, at last came the ass-chewing (Breaker-Bar)
After the first of 4 airlift medevac helicopter rides, and an ambulance roll every session red-flagged, I had expected a…
“I ain’t brought a bike to the track all season.” (Head Coach: Breaker-Bar)
“ My wife’s in Saratoga, at the horse track right now. She’s got a table with 3 free seats. Your…
“One of you goat-fuckers is guar-an-teed
“ one of you goat-fuckers is guar-an-teed to have an epiphany today … I just know it “ (BREAKER BAR)
“They’re bunched up out there like a hornets’ nest”
“ They’re bunched up out there like a hornets’ nest “ … “ So, pit in ! dumbass ! “…
Changbo Zhao taught me how to sing the corners of a racetrack
Changbo Zhao taught me how to sing the corners of a racetrack today as we rode w Motorcycle Xcitement Track…
Root-Cause discovery by fishbone-diagram
Corner worker told friends that the rider appeared passed out, slumped over his bike, when he went agricultural into the…
The Yakuza’s surprise road-trip into tornado alley
The Japanese-Chinese Mafia from Penn State drove me & my gear all the way home yesterday. Road trip hell for…
Wall-of-Death-Beth schools us at Summit Point
Screaming into Turn 1 Side-by-side 1000 meters the run, at 105 neck-wringing miles-per-hour 400cc apiece It’s a game of chicken…
Wall-of-Death-Beth Count-Coup on me 3 times into Turn 1
Wall-of-Death-Beth count-coup on me 3 times into the gaping maw of Turn 1 . Wall-of-Death-Beth count coup on stock brakes…
Ain’t seen the white light, yet
Not yet the floating above myself Not yet the feel the close to death Not yet a cancer survivor with…
Is every ride a suicide?
Escape. Enliven. Edrenalin. Egress?
why ?
We aren’t curing cancer here
( So, Mr. Yang, how do you negotiate with the Yins in yer life? Your sig others? What of sensibility?…
“That way I can tell how old I am by just looking at my helmet”.
Forrest’s race number is #76.
Friendly Coach flips me the bird in Five
Turn 4 on Summit Point Raceway Main Circuit is a fast downhill right-hander, aka “The Chute”. So, amongst a race…
Poor. Life. Choices. Grass. Gravel.
Like Pocahontas and Breaker-Bar said, I should’ve tried to make the corner anyway, instead I fixed-forward my eyes and tightened…
“You smell like a wet-human, scrub behind yer ears”
Raging bar-fight Buddha, answers to “Breaker-Bar”
Breaker-Bar is the Coach of Coaches, a Paul Bunyan of a biker. He ignites the paddock like The Buddha, A…
Carnies, criminals & cripples
Carnies, criminals & cripplesMantra-Ink runs like blood down every neckCarnies, criminals & crooks. Might as well be a Virginia gun…
I cooked the chain on my quarter-liter buzzyHornet … into a kinked-up, arthritic vine
“THIS PRODUCT DOES NOT MEET EMISSION COMPLIANCE REQUIREMENTS FOR STREET OR HIGHWAY USE” . . . [cool]
“That’s what a corner speed bike means” (Coach Chris D)
“ Coach Chris D gave me a master class on what “oh, that’s a corner-speed bike” means at Pittsburgh International…
Poss 2nd surgery: concerns about metal fatigue, the good doc not impressed
—– Message —– Sent: 11/10/2019 10:24 PM EST To: Patient Medical Advice Request Message List Subject: RE: BGStim tomorrow H…
The pain, she blossom like a hate-flower
The pain, she blossom like a hate-flower seeing sunlight through the cracks in my root-split bones
The pain, he staggers the downs like a syphilitic shepherd
The pain, he staggers the downs like a syphilitic shepherd
Rusty, Pony n Tito … day-drinking in Savage
TBI | Ensalada | Mezclada
Motivations | Agendas Cruelties | Niceties Sweeties | Hope-against-hope-ities Plain ol’ titties Waves a-crash into others Risks | Respects Lost…
Love letter to, uh, Lyle of Los Angeles, danger-close to Pittsburgh
LyleOn Thursday at PittRace, Lyle, you gave me a gift. During the video review of my lowside in #5 on…
Sorry for the wet pillows, couch, towels
TJ asked “wha’ happen” …
Flat-busted —again— this time by those Cali boys and Lyle’s dumb horizon-detector
mea culpa: busted! flat-busted! in the spirit of #notproud:last Thursday on a bone-dry PittRace full-circuit, on a borrowed bike, I…
7-day sweat-soaked blur of superbikes, Sheetz, scabs, marrow bones, softserv & SSRI’s in SteelTown
Last week was a 7-day sweat-soaked blur of superbikes, Sheetz, scabs, marrow bones, softserv & SSRI’s in SteelTown, nipping at…
Flat-busted, fer ham-fisted, push-pull corner-entry by that YCRS comedian
mea culpa: busted! flat-busted! in the spirit of #notproud:last Monday on a rainy @summitpointmp Main Circuit, I was all-wrong &…
Breaker-Bar, The King of Troy
“ one of you goat-fuckers is guar-an-teed to have an epiphany today … I just know it “ (BREAKER BAR…
Vest is damaged beyond repairs … I feel its pain
errata: I just downloaded the data from my TechAir Race Airbag vest thing. It says that 1 of its…
Shenandoah is the Drill Sergeant of circuits
Shenandoah is the Drill Sergeant of circuitstechnical, relentless, inscrutable21 shape-shifting corners
IG: Private trackday on The Shenandoah
Pure gold-dust on The Shenandoah, oh, and Otterbein cookies
They said that a hard rain was gonna fall so most peeps stayed in bed Shenandoah is the Drill…
On the most technical track in North America
Riders were clicking off 150+ hard-work, hard-won, Shenandoah miles each day quads are complaining today The privacy left time &…
The Shenandoah: they said a hard rain was gonna fall
16 pissed-off scapular
I bought stock in RoFo ice Been buying 7# bags o ice Every day since 3 July. Lather. Rinse.…
What’s Dickey’s problem … statement
Let’s Solution Dickey’s Problem Tired Caregiver’s Support-System Dicky’s Best-Friends Diving Bell Diaper Genie Tyvek Hazmat biohazard suit Depends Fiber…
From the Alpinestars TechAir Manual …
From the Alpinestars TechAir Manual: “…Note that the sharp accelerations and braking from racing assist the arming – without them…
scrotocycles.rip 