Slapping ’em on their scaly little asses

I’m down at Roebling Road Raceway Savannah GA.  Slept in the car at the main gate after my experience below upon arrival at my Expedia-booked motel …

At The stately Savannah Suites, I had flipped on the light.

That busted up a crack party where one cockroach was conducting a seven-way bedbug train

slapping ’em on their scaly little asses and, in his scratchy little smoker’s voice, yelling

“NEXT!”

Bed wuz unmade.  Dude at La Quinta said

“oh, ‘savannah suites’ they’re on the news all the time …

If its illegal its there”