“I ain’t brought a bike to the track all season.” (Head Coach: Breaker-Bar)

My wife’s in Saratoga, at the horse track right now. 
She’s got a table with 3 free seats. 
Your wife’s welcome to one.
said I, from my bicycle, to Breaker-Bar, Head Coach.
Sitting on his scooter,
Breaker-Bar responded:
“Oh, man, I’ve been so busy, trying to move a factory”
that
“I haven’t even had time to change the oil on one of my bikes.”
“Oh?”
“I ain’t brought a bike to the track all season.”
Coda:
“He ain’t been on track in 3 years” (Other Coach)

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