Besides that i feel as broken as any Toy Story discarded moppet …

Asylum. Escapee.

Messrs Black-Foot

First. Bath. Ever. Nurse FRODO in Tib-Fib Time. (Foto credit: GATITO-san)

NURSE FRODO

“The coach was sometimes weaving through traffic like crazy … I misjudged …” (Customer-Rod)

At PittRace-palooza, I rode w Customer-Rod first sessions Day 1 of 3, Friday. I watched him methodical, scope out the circuit. Soon … More

Brain-Bleed on Aisle 9 (Coach-Track-Daddy)

Customer-Rod lowsided into the front wheel of Coach-Track-Daddy’s Ducati, on the outside of Turn 18: “I’ve seen video if this … More

Slicing like a scythe through sunflowers (Scary-Clown-Coach)

That aggressive tow that Customer-Rod says he got in Intermediate from Coach-Starship-Trooper wasn’t isolated. I watched Scary-Clown-Coach tow a Ducati … More

“You still here?” (El Jefe Breaker-Bar)

By Saturday prior to The Sunday-Surprise, the dirty-laundry public-airing, I had spoken separately and privately to Scary-Clown-Coach, Coach-Pocahantas, to leadership … More

4 helicopter medevacs, at last came the ass-chewing (Breaker-Bar)

After the first of 4 airlift medevac helicopter rides, and an ambulance roll every session red-flagged, I had expected a … More

“I ain’t brought a bike to the track all season.” (Head Coach: Breaker-Bar)

“ My wife’s in Saratoga, at the horse track right now. She’s got a table with 3 free seats. Your … More

Root-Cause discovery by fishbone-diagram

Corner worker told friends that the rider appeared passed out, slumped over his bike, when he went agricultural into the … More

The Yakuza’s surprise road-trip into tornado alley

The Japanese-Chinese Mafia from Penn State drove me & my gear all the way home yesterday. Road trip hell for … More

We aren’t curing cancer here

( So, Mr. Yang, how do you negotiate with the Yins in yer life? Your sig others? What of sensibility? … More

“You smell like a wet-human, scrub behind yer ears”

Poss 2nd surgery: concerns about metal fatigue, the good doc not impressed

—– Message —– Sent: 11/10/2019 10:24 PM EST To: Patient Medical Advice Request Message List Subject: RE: BGStim tomorrow H … More

The pain, she blossom like a hate-flower

The pain, she blossom like a hate-flower seeing sunlight through the cracks in my root-split bones

The pain, he staggers the downs like a syphilitic shepherd

TBI | Ensalada | Mezclada

Motivations | Agendas Cruelties | Niceties Sweeties | Hope-against-hope-ities Plain ol’ titties Waves a-crash into others Risks | Respects Lost … More

TJ asked “wha’ happen” …

16 pissed-off scapular

I bought stock in RoFo ice Been buying 7# bags o ice Every day since 3 July. Lather. Rinse. … More

What’s Dickey’s problem … statement

Let’s Solution Dickey’s Problem Tired Caregiver’s Support-System Dicky’s Best-Friends Diving Bell Diaper Genie Tyvek Hazmat biohazard suit Depends Fiber … More

Metallic centipede crawls up my arm

Creepy. Crawly.

Jay at UMMC, tubes everywhere

Jay at UMMC, dreamy-land

Cheap-ass ideers: min’z Moto footprint

With family obligations, and no garage, i’m trying to keep my Moto footprint, physically, spatially & financially as slim as … More

State farm insurance docs

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Elephant in room, and on my chest, sepia pdf

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Boy misses dog, then turn

the pain buys less drink every day only the high thin clouds of memory persist blown like stirred like coffee … More

Correspondence w One-Ear, Two-Stroke, Jonny

Jay, I’ve been thinking long and hard about how to put this e-mail, i can understand that I still recall … More

Blows to the head

A total of 79 players with concussion (84 percent) completed the protocol through day 90. Compared with controls, players with … More

You made that promise to your mother …

“they had to perform heroics twice . . . you were on a ventilator, no ventilator, no life . . … More

Ex post moto, v2

“quit moving around or we’ll have to kill you (nurse cratchett) “i hate people when they’re not polite (d … More

Men of uncertain ages. On motorbikes. Fuck.

We are men with children and many cupholders Our hair graying, cocks sagging Powers turning to fairy dust All the … More

Mugget and feel for the bike

Ah, this is a reply to a post i made to this css forum That I posted 01 December 2011 … More

Fort McHenry, that brown dog and me after that moment

pain like bands o rain spin off a hurricaneand no one is safe no constabulary can strafe the stacks of … More

Yes, Erik, they are fast

the spurring, the cropping, the cursing, the neck-wrenching the barnfire screams from soft muzzles with big teeth on orange carrots … More

Motorcycle, mirror

Over the last 10 years motorcycles took on an increasing role in my life. Five years into this adventure, my … More

Neurological testing after the street

There’s a picture of Ma cleaning the 3 bloody pins scaffolded on my hand. “When the fuck was that?” … More

The go-fast gospel

It’s not about the got, its about the get. I don’t care where I’m going, just how I get there, … More

horse people … they’re the crazy ones

http://rideapart.com/2012/06/an-open-letter-to-every-person-i-meet-who-finds-out-i-ride-a-motorcycle/ Let me stop you right there, mmmm-kay? I can tell by that little intake of breath what’s coming next. … More

Well the spasms, them turds

i couldn’t get to sleep what with all the back spasms and all and the smell of babyshit wrapped around … More

El circuito BeaverRun, north of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, 2008

Ran into instructor Allan from Pittsburgh up, met his brother and his nephew motarding. Said he’s been very busy with … More

Cognitive testing and the street wreck

I had a wreck on the street last fall. Cracked the jaw of my fucking helmet I hit so … More

Motorcycles, war stories and weird shit

What you see below is my brain-addled, inter-continental world-wide attempt to arm-wrestle, out-fox, discover where sleeps fear. Basement, U.S. eastern … More

Bessie, The Life Cycle

Introduction Think back to your favorite dog. The one to whom no dog since can measure up. The one whose … More

Accidental summary

Basically except for limbs, the upper half of my body is all broken. ================================ Thank you. Lemmesee, acupuncture, knitting kneedles, … More

Accidental peanut gallery

who’s that a-riding? . . . John The Revelator ================================ Comments from my baby brother: My brother Jay had been … More

Elephant in room, and on my chest

pdf file of this, has fun images hospital_photos_on_google_pics “ that nurse is trying to kill me “ i hate people … More

Accidental analysis, Bessie in the q and a

in my bliss I grabbed a haybale’s worth of throttle … 1) did following the faster riders in to a … More

Pollyannae, panic, pain

Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred. … More

Dr Green on attention

… adaptive mechanisms to simulate an expanded attentional capacity. The most common are expectation, “automaticity,” “heuristics” and “biases” … enable … More