Category: moto
Pure. Race. Blood. Rage. Respect.
Riding STRIDER765 over here fucking thrilling at 8k RPM his triple-cylinder engine claws right up my ass to yowl at, … More
Racer. Down.
Asylum. Escapee.
Messrs Black-Foot
First. Bath. Ever. Nurse FRODO in Tib-Fib Time. (Foto credit: GATITO-san)
NURSE FRODO
“The coach was sometimes weaving through traffic like crazy … I misjudged …” (Customer-Rod)
At PittRace-palooza, I rode w Customer-Rod first sessions Day 1 of 3, Friday. I watched him methodical, scope out the circuit. Soon … More
Brain-Bleed on Aisle 9 (Coach-Track-Daddy)
Customer-Rod lowsided into the front wheel of Coach-Track-Daddy’s Ducati, on the outside of Turn 18: “I’ve seen video if this … More
Slicing like a scythe through sunflowers (Scary-Clown-Coach)
That aggressive tow that Customer-Rod says he got in Intermediate from Coach-Starship-Trooper wasn’t isolated. I watched Scary-Clown-Coach tow a Ducati … More
“You still here?” (El Jefe Breaker-Bar)
By Saturday prior to The Sunday-Surprise, the dirty-laundry public-airing, I had spoken separately and privately to Scary-Clown-Coach, Coach-Pocahantas, to leadership … More
4 helicopter medevacs, at last came the ass-chewing (Breaker-Bar)
After the first of 4 airlift medevac helicopter rides, and an ambulance roll every session red-flagged, I had expected a … More
“I ain’t brought a bike to the track all season.” (Head Coach: Breaker-Bar)
“ My wife’s in Saratoga, at the horse track right now. She’s got a table with 3 free seats. Your … More
“One of you goat-fuckers is guar-an-teed
“ one of you goat-fuckers is guar-an-teed to have an epiphany today … I just know it “ (BREAKER BAR)
“They’re bunched up out there like a hornets’ nest”
“ They’re bunched up out there like a hornets’ nest “ … “ So, pit in ! dumbass ! “ … More
Changbo Zhao taught me how to sing the corners of a racetrack
Changbo Zhao taught me how to sing the corners of a racetrack today as we rode w Motorcycle Xcitement Track … More
Root-Cause discovery by fishbone-diagram
Corner worker told friends that the rider appeared passed out, slumped over his bike, when he went agricultural into the … More
The Yakuza’s surprise road-trip into tornado alley
The Japanese-Chinese Mafia from Penn State drove me & my gear all the way home yesterday. Road trip hell for … More
Wall-of-Death-Beth schools us at Summit Point
Screaming into Turn 1 Side-by-side 1000 meters the run, at 105 neck-wringing miles-per-hour 400cc apiece It’s a game of chicken … More
Wall-of-Death-Beth Count-Coup on me 3 times into Turn 1
Wall-of-Death-Beth count-coup on me 3 times into the gaping maw of Turn 1 . Wall-of-Death-Beth count coup on stock brakes … More
Ain’t seen the white light, yet
Not yet the floating above myself Not yet the feel the close to death Not yet a cancer survivor with … More
Is every ride a suicide?
Escape. Enliven. Edrenalin. Egress?
why ?
We aren’t curing cancer here
( So, Mr. Yang, how do you negotiate with the Yins in yer life? Your sig others? What of sensibility? … More
“That way I can tell how old I am by just looking at my helmet”.
Forrest’s race number is #76.
Friendly Coach flips me the bird in Five
Turn 4 on Summit Point Raceway Main Circuit is a fast downhill right-hander, aka “The Chute”. So, amongst a race … More
Poor. Life. Choices. Grass. Gravel.
Like Pocahontas and Breaker-Bar said, I should’ve tried to make the corner anyway, instead I fixed-forward my eyes and tightened … More
“You smell like a wet-human, scrub behind yer ears”
Raging bar-fight Buddha, answers to “Breaker-Bar”
Breaker-Bar is the Coach of Coaches, a Paul Bunyan of a biker. He ignites the paddock like The Buddha, A … More
Carnies, criminals & cripples
Carnies, criminals & cripplesMantra-Ink runs like blood down every neckCarnies, criminals & crooks. Might as well be a Virginia gun … More
I cooked the chain on my quarter-liter buzzyHornet … into a kinked-up, arthritic vine
“THIS PRODUCT DOES NOT MEET EMISSION COMPLIANCE REQUIREMENTS FOR STREET OR HIGHWAY USE” . . . [cool]
“That’s what a corner speed bike means” (Coach Chris D)
“ Coach Chris D gave me a master class on what “oh, that’s a corner-speed bike” means at Pittsburgh International … More
Poss 2nd surgery: concerns about metal fatigue, the good doc not impressed
—– Message —– Sent: 11/10/2019 10:24 PM EST To: Patient Medical Advice Request Message List Subject: RE: BGStim tomorrow H … More
The pain, she blossom like a hate-flower
The pain, she blossom like a hate-flower seeing sunlight through the cracks in my root-split bones
The pain, he staggers the downs like a syphilitic shepherd
The pain, he staggers the downs like a syphilitic shepherd
Rusty, Pony n Tito … day-drinking in Savage
TBI | Ensalada | Mezclada
Motivations | Agendas Cruelties | Niceties Sweeties | Hope-against-hope-ities Plain ol’ titties Waves a-crash into others Risks | Respects Lost … More
Love letter to, uh, Lyle of Los Angeles, danger-close to Pittsburgh
LyleOn Thursday at PittRace, Lyle, you gave me a gift. During the video review of my lowside in #5 on … More
Sorry for the wet pillows, couch, towels
TJ asked “wha’ happen” …
Flat-busted —again— this time by those Cali boys and Lyle’s dumb horizon-detector
mea culpa: busted! flat-busted! in the spirit of #notproud:last Thursday on a bone-dry PittRace full-circuit, on a borrowed bike, I … More
7-day sweat-soaked blur of superbikes, Sheetz, scabs, marrow bones, softserv & SSRI’s in SteelTown
Last week was a 7-day sweat-soaked blur of superbikes, Sheetz, scabs, marrow bones, softserv & SSRI’s in SteelTown, nipping at … More
Flat-busted, fer ham-fisted, push-pull corner-entry by that YCRS comedian
mea culpa: busted! flat-busted! in the spirit of #notproud:last Monday on a rainy @summitpointmp Main Circuit, I was all-wrong & … More
Filthy. Racetrack. Swine
Breaker-Bar, The King of Troy
“ one of you goat-fuckers is guar-an-teed to have an epiphany today … I just know it “ (BREAKER BAR … More
Vest is damaged beyond repairs … I feel its pain
errata: I just downloaded the data from my TechAir Race Airbag vest thing. It says that 1 of its … More
Shenandoah is the Drill Sergeant of circuits
Shenandoah is the Drill Sergeant of circuitstechnical, relentless, inscrutable21 shape-shifting corners
IG: Private trackday on The Shenandoah
Pure gold-dust on The Shenandoah, oh, and Otterbein cookies
They said that a hard rain was gonna fall so most peeps stayed in bed Shenandoah is the Drill … More
On the most technical track in North America
Riders were clicking off 150+ hard-work, hard-won, Shenandoah miles each day quads are complaining today The privacy left time & … More
The Shenandoah: they said a hard rain was gonna fall
16 pissed-off scapular
I bought stock in RoFo ice Been buying 7# bags o ice Every day since 3 July. Lather. Rinse. … More
What’s Dickey’s problem … statement
Let’s Solution Dickey’s Problem Tired Caregiver’s Support-System Dicky’s Best-Friends Diving Bell Diaper Genie Tyvek Hazmat biohazard suit Depends Fiber … More
From the Alpinestars TechAir Manual …
From the Alpinestars TechAir Manual: “…Note that the sharp accelerations and braking from racing assist the arming – without them … More
Metallic centipede crawls up my arm
Creepy. Crawly.
scrotocycles.rip 