Category: fleet
Asylum. Escapee.
Messrs Black-Foot
First. Bath. Ever. Nurse FRODO in Tib-Fib Time. (Foto credit: GATITO-san)
NURSE FRODO
“The coach was sometimes weaving through traffic like crazy … I misjudged …” (Customer-Rod)
At PittRace-palooza, I rode w Customer-Rod first sessions Day 1 of 3, Friday. I watched him methodical, scope out the circuit. Soon … More
Brain-Bleed on Aisle 9 (Coach-Track-Daddy)
Customer-Rod lowsided into the front wheel of Coach-Track-Daddy’s Ducati, on the outside of Turn 18: “I’ve seen video if this … More
Slicing like a scythe through sunflowers (Scary-Clown-Coach)
That aggressive tow that Customer-Rod says he got in Intermediate from Coach-Starship-Trooper wasn’t isolated. I watched Scary-Clown-Coach tow a Ducati … More
“You still here?” (El Jefe Breaker-Bar)
By Saturday prior to The Sunday-Surprise, the dirty-laundry public-airing, I had spoken separately and privately to Scary-Clown-Coach, Coach-Pocahantas, to leadership … More
4 helicopter medevacs, at last came the ass-chewing (Breaker-Bar)
After the first of 4 airlift medevac helicopter rides, and an ambulance roll every session red-flagged, I had expected a … More
“I ain’t brought a bike to the track all season.” (Head Coach: Breaker-Bar)
“ My wife’s in Saratoga, at the horse track right now. She’s got a table with 3 free seats. Your … More
“One of you goat-fuckers is guar-an-teed
“ one of you goat-fuckers is guar-an-teed to have an epiphany today … I just know it “ (BREAKER BAR)
Changbo Zhao taught me how to sing the corners of a racetrack
Changbo Zhao taught me how to sing the corners of a racetrack today as we rode w Motorcycle Xcitement Track … More
Root-Cause discovery by fishbone-diagram
Corner worker told friends that the rider appeared passed out, slumped over his bike, when he went agricultural into the … More
The Yakuza’s surprise road-trip into tornado alley
The Japanese-Chinese Mafia from Penn State drove me & my gear all the way home yesterday. Road trip hell for … More
Wall-of-Death-Beth schools us at Summit Point
Screaming into Turn 1 Side-by-side 1000 meters the run, at 105 neck-wringing miles-per-hour 400cc apiece It’s a game of chicken … More
Wall-of-Death-Beth Count-Coup on me 3 times into Turn 1
Wall-of-Death-Beth count-coup on me 3 times into the gaping maw of Turn 1 . Wall-of-Death-Beth count coup on stock brakes … More
We aren’t curing cancer here
( So, Mr. Yang, how do you negotiate with the Yins in yer life? Your sig others? What of sensibility? … More
“That way I can tell how old I am by just looking at my helmet”.
Forrest’s race number is #76.
Friendly Coach flips me the bird in Five
Turn 4 on Summit Point Raceway Main Circuit is a fast downhill right-hander, aka “The Chute”. So, amongst a race … More
Poor. Life. Choices. Grass. Gravel.
Like Pocahontas and Breaker-Bar said, I should’ve tried to make the corner anyway, instead I fixed-forward my eyes and tightened … More
“You smell like a wet-human, scrub behind yer ears”
I cooked the chain on my quarter-liter buzzyHornet … into a kinked-up, arthritic vine
“THIS PRODUCT DOES NOT MEET EMISSION COMPLIANCE REQUIREMENTS FOR STREET OR HIGHWAY USE” . . . [cool]
“That’s what a corner speed bike means” (Coach Chris D)
“ Coach Chris D gave me a master class on what “oh, that’s a corner-speed bike” means at Pittsburgh International … More
Poss 2nd surgery: concerns about metal fatigue, the good doc not impressed
—– Message —– Sent: 11/10/2019 10:24 PM EST To: Patient Medical Advice Request Message List Subject: RE: BGStim tomorrow H … More
The pain, she blossom like a hate-flower
The pain, she blossom like a hate-flower seeing sunlight through the cracks in my root-split bones
The pain, he staggers the downs like a syphilitic shepherd
The pain, he staggers the downs like a syphilitic shepherd
Rusty, Pony n Tito … day-drinking in Savage
Filthy. Racetrack. Swine
SITREP on my 2017 KTM 390 Duke, PONY
SITREP on my 2017 KTM 390 Duke, PONY: Today, Sunday, 11 November, I replaced the spark plug on my 2017 … More
PONY390’s got the Hydrophoby
PONY starts, now, but his heart ain’t in it. i fear he’s got the Hydrophoby, andor the Dropsy; he just … More
Free to good home, KTM 390 Duke, 822 miles on odometer
I ended the 2018 season at NCBike w a won’t-start 390 Duke w 822 miles on his clock. I put … More
PONY390s stolen childhood … nature, nurture, nuthin’
Owners manual says do a proper “Run-In”. It elaborated: don’t rev over 7500rpm before 600 miles. PONY390 had his official … More
BIG-BONE-BESSIE @ mile:17,300: 10w-30 synth 20080701
10w-30 synth @ 17300 20080701-0000-martes service 20080701-1200-martes parts synth oil labor Track Day #15, #16 :: STT @ Beaverun 20081004-1200-sábado … More
Boy misses dog, then turn
the pain buys less drink every day only the high thin clouds of memory persist blown like stirred like coffee … More
Thoroughbred Tupelo races mongrel jeep
In the bathroom in the house are three photos: Picture #1: Montana. One straight-backed older gentleman. Cowboy hat. He’s the … More
E’s 280z testdrive … now, punch it!
On the testdrive: owner, tall rangy Henry from Montana drives the Z out of the neighborhood. “The guy in Canada … More
Ex post moto, v2
“quit moving around or we’ll have to kill you (nurse cratchett) “i hate people when they’re not polite (d … More
Bessie, The Life Cycle
Introduction Think back to your favorite dog. The one to whom no dog since can measure up. The one whose … More
One gun, two knives, shot whiskey and the fertility goddesses
It was a foul-mouthed 24 hour policy session. There was plenty of smoking, one gun, two knives, foul exhaust and … More
Accidental analysis, Bessie in the q and a
in my bliss I grabbed a haybale’s worth of throttle … 1) did following the faster riders in to a … More
good reference list of mods for an sv650
stock gauges removed, replaced with Vapor (fully functional digital gauges, currently reads correct mileage) digital voltage meter installed to monitor … More
On The Shenandoah Circuit with Robert Duvall, my mother, Mssrs Oxy and Contin
I was watching Lonesome Dove last night in the family rancher. You ever watch it? You see Robert Duvall, the … More
Bessie as bull
Bessie belched her belly like a ripsnort bull she got a ghetto guffaw and a freight train roar she was … More
Bessie as ballerina
big-boned bessie dun put me out her door say “don’t come ‘round here no mo’” if i ketch you crying … More
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