Category: eGT
Pure. Race. Blood. Rage. Respect.
Riding STRIDER765 over here fucking thrilling at 8k RPM his triple-cylinder engine claws right up my ass to yowl at, … More
Asylum. Escapee.
“The coach was sometimes weaving through traffic like crazy … I misjudged …” (Customer-Rod)
At PittRace-palooza, I rode w Customer-Rod first sessions Day 1 of 3, Friday. I watched him methodical, scope out the circuit. Soon … More
Brain-Bleed on Aisle 9 (Coach-Track-Daddy)
Customer-Rod lowsided into the front wheel of Coach-Track-Daddy’s Ducati, on the outside of Turn 18: “I’ve seen video if this … More
Slicing like a scythe through sunflowers (Scary-Clown-Coach)
That aggressive tow that Customer-Rod says he got in Intermediate from Coach-Starship-Trooper wasn’t isolated. I watched Scary-Clown-Coach tow a Ducati … More
“You still here?” (El Jefe Breaker-Bar)
By Saturday prior to The Sunday-Surprise, the dirty-laundry public-airing, I had spoken separately and privately to Scary-Clown-Coach, Coach-Pocahantas, to leadership … More
4 helicopter medevacs, at last came the ass-chewing (Breaker-Bar)
After the first of 4 airlift medevac helicopter rides, and an ambulance roll every session red-flagged, I had expected a … More
“I ain’t brought a bike to the track all season.” (Head Coach: Breaker-Bar)
“ My wife’s in Saratoga, at the horse track right now. She’s got a table with 3 free seats. Your … More
“One of you goat-fuckers is guar-an-teed
“ one of you goat-fuckers is guar-an-teed to have an epiphany today … I just know it “ (BREAKER BAR)
“They’re bunched up out there like a hornets’ nest”
“ They’re bunched up out there like a hornets’ nest “ … “ So, pit in ! dumbass ! “ … More
Root-Cause discovery by fishbone-diagram
Corner worker told friends that the rider appeared passed out, slumped over his bike, when he went agricultural into the … More
The Yakuza’s surprise road-trip into tornado alley
The Japanese-Chinese Mafia from Penn State drove me & my gear all the way home yesterday. Road trip hell for … More
Poor. Life. Choices. Grass. Gravel.
Like Pocahontas and Breaker-Bar said, I should’ve tried to make the corner anyway, instead I fixed-forward my eyes and tightened … More
Raging bar-fight Buddha, answers to “Breaker-Bar”
Breaker-Bar is the Coach of Coaches, a Paul Bunyan of a biker. He ignites the paddock like The Buddha, A … More
“That’s what a corner speed bike means” (Coach Chris D)
“ Coach Chris D gave me a master class on what “oh, that’s a corner-speed bike” means at Pittsburgh International … More
7-day sweat-soaked blur of superbikes, Sheetz, scabs, marrow bones, softserv & SSRI’s in SteelTown
Last week was a 7-day sweat-soaked blur of superbikes, Sheetz, scabs, marrow bones, softserv & SSRI’s in SteelTown, nipping at … More
Flat-busted, fer ham-fisted, push-pull corner-entry by that YCRS comedian
mea culpa: busted! flat-busted! in the spirit of #notproud:last Monday on a rainy @summitpointmp Main Circuit, I was all-wrong & … More
Breaker-Bar, The King of Troy
“ one of you goat-fuckers is guar-an-teed to have an epiphany today … I just know it “ (BREAKER BAR … More
Wild Billy Laphroig: “Speed is a by-product, son”
“ Speed is a by-product … of technique , son “
Wild Billy Laphroig: “You stabbed yer goddam brakes, again”
“ You see that !?! You see that ? You stabbed your goddamn brakes AGAAAAAAAAAAIN ! ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH ! We could … More
Wild Billy Laphroig: 80/20
80 ! 20 !
Robbie C: “I asked myself ‘Where’d that Repsol go?'”
“ I asked myself ‘Where’d that little Repsol go?’ … Then you went right outside, passed me into 1 ! … More
Gentleman Bob, The Silver Dūc
“While you’re down there … … try lowering your head.”
REPSOL RUSTY gets a rip in his trousers 20161015
It was beauty. 66-77 degrees. Sunny. 333 track kilometers. Repsol Rusty enjoyed himself. After … Day 1 new track, new … More
Dude, you were ripping it!!!
REPSOL_RUSTY got a flat-ass tire
My asshole got a new asshole on its asshole … -OR- “Rusty Gets a Flat” … so 27.8PSI Gabe BreakerBar Brett … More
The gospel according to Breaker-Bar: “So, pit-in, dumbass”
“ They’re bunched up out there like a hornets’ nest “ … “ So, pit in ! dumbass ! “ … More
At least it still had shit-paper
and 28-bazillion cattail mosquitoes, “Auntie Mabel, what’s that smell?” “Well Hubert, it’s that porta-potty over yonder, or, this time o day, … More
Wild Billy Laphroig: Information. Displaces. Fear.
“ Information . Displaces . Fear . “
“SlowHands” Stephen
Chicks dig slow hands. Talk amongst yourselves.
Other peoples’ turds – “Welcome, friend.”
Track map etch-a-sketch
dessin-moi un mouton
Splash-and-go shrinkage
i know i left that rascal around here, somewhere.
I found that SV650 a little gamey
… but not ducati codfish-boney … at least it didn’t get stuck in my throat
I could smell the fear, he looked back twice …
… so I went for the jugular [REPSOL RUSTY]
I feed on scorn. I shit skeptics. Try me.
My dumb orange vest
Rusty’s ok driving The. Short. Bus.
Michael Corleone wide-the-fuck-open (WTFO)
ANGER-MANAGEMENT RUSTY has responsibilities at T10
Debutante Donna, “Nuggets” … and her tittie guns
“ ¡ Shoot ’em wi’ yer tittie guns ! Point yer elbow Shoot Kill ’em dead “
Fast riders have slow hands.
Chicks dig slowhands.
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