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There be calm in the valley

Pure. Race. Blood. Rage. Respect.

Riding STRIDER765 over here fucking thrilling at 8k RPM his triple-cylinder engine claws right up my ass to yowl at, … More

“They’re bunched up out there like a hornets’ nest”

“ They’re bunched up out there like a hornets’ nest “ … “ So, pit in ! dumbass ! “ … More

Changbo Zhao taught me how to sing the corners of a racetrack

Changbo Zhao taught me how to sing the corners of a racetrack today as we rode w Motorcycle Xcitement Track … More

Raging bar-fight Buddha, answers to “Breaker-Bar”

Breaker-Bar is the Coach of Coaches, a Paul Bunyan of a biker. He ignites the paddock like The Buddha, A … More

Breaker-Bar, The King of Troy

“ one of you goat-fuckers is guar-an-teed  to have an epiphany today … I just know it “ (BREAKER BAR … More

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Wild Billy Laphroig: “Speed is a by-product, son”

“ Speed is a by-product … of technique , son “

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Wild Billy Laphroig: “You stabbed yer goddam brakes, again”

“ You see that !?! You see that ? You stabbed your goddamn brakes AGAAAAAAAAAAIN ! ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH ! We could … More

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Wild Billy Laphroig: 80/20

80 ! 20 !

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Robbie C: “I asked myself ‘Where’d that Repsol go?'”

“ I asked myself ‘Where’d that little Repsol go?’ … Then you went right outside, passed me into 1 ! … More

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Gentleman Bob, The Silver Dūc

“While you’re down there … … try lowering your head.”

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REPSOL RUSTY gets a rip in his trousers 20161015

It was beauty. 66-77 degrees. Sunny. 333 track kilometers. Repsol Rusty enjoyed himself. After … Day 1 new track, new … More

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Dude, you were ripping it!!!

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REPSOL_RUSTY got a flat-ass tire

My asshole got a new asshole on its asshole … -OR- “Rusty Gets a Flat” …  so 27.8PSI  Gabe BreakerBar Brett … More

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The gospel according to Breaker-Bar: “So, pit-in, dumbass”

“ They’re bunched up out there like a hornets’ nest “ … “ So, pit in ! dumbass ! “ … More

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At least it still had shit-paper

and 28-bazillion cattail mosquitoes, “Auntie Mabel, what’s that smell?” “Well Hubert, it’s that porta-potty over yonder, or, this time o day, … More

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Wild Billy Laphroig: Information. Displaces. Fear.

“ Information . Displaces . Fear . “

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“SlowHands”  Stephen

Chicks dig slow hands.  Talk amongst yourselves. 

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Other peoples’ turds    – “Welcome, friend.”

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Track map etch-a-sketch

dessin-moi un mouton

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Splash-and-go shrinkage   

 i know i left that rascal around here, somewhere. 

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I found that SV650 a little gamey

… but not ducati codfish-boney … at least it didn’t get stuck in my throat

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I could smell the fear,  he looked back twice … 

…  so I went for the jugular [REPSOL RUSTY]

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I feed on scorn.   I shit skeptics.   Try me. 

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My dumb orange vest

Rusty’s ok driving The. Short. Bus.

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Michael Corleone wide-the-fuck-open (WTFO)

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ANGER-MANAGEMENT RUSTY has responsibilities at T10

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Debutante Donna, “Nuggets” … and her tittie guns

“ ¡ Shoot ’em wi’ yer tittie guns ! Point yer elbow Shoot Kill ’em dead “

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Fast riders have slow hands.  

Chicks dig slowhands.

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Evie n I are on for NCB, season-end

Ok, Team  Evanne & I are on for this weekend at NCBike, 4 days from today :o)   It will … More

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There be calm in the valley

@juanlovitzz's avatar by @juanlovitzz 2026-02-15

Pure. Race. Blood. Rage. Respect.

@juanlovitzz's avatar by @juanlovitzz 2025-04-27

Racer. Down.

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