Asylum. Escapee.

“One of you goat-fuckers is guar-an-teed

“ one of you goat-fuckers is guar-an-teed to have an epiphany today … I just know it “ (BREAKER BAR)

The Yakuza’s surprise road-trip into tornado alley

The Japanese-Chinese Mafia from Penn State drove me & my gear all the way home yesterday. Road trip hell for … More

We aren’t curing cancer here

( So, Mr. Yang, how do you negotiate with the Yins in yer life? Your sig others? What of sensibility? … More

“That way I can tell how old I am by just looking at my helmet”.

Forrest’s race number is #76.

Friendly Coach flips me the bird in Five

Turn 4 on Summit Point Raceway Main Circuit is a fast downhill right-hander, aka “The Chute”. So, amongst a race … More

Poor. Life. Choices. Grass. Gravel.

Like Pocahontas and Breaker-Bar said, I should’ve tried to make the corner anyway, instead I fixed-forward my eyes and tightened … More

Rusty, Pony n Tito … day-drinking in Savage

On The Shenandoah Circuit with Robert Duvall, my mother, Mssrs Oxy and Contin

I was watching Lonesome Dove last night in the family rancher. You ever watch it? You see Robert Duvall, the … More