Asylum. Escapee.

“The coach was sometimes weaving through traffic like crazy … I misjudged …” (Customer-Rod)

At PittRace-palooza, I rode w Customer-Rod first sessions Day 1 of 3, Friday. I watched him methodical, scope out the circuit. Soon … More

Brain-Bleed on Aisle 9 (Coach-Track-Daddy)

Customer-Rod lowsided into the front wheel of Coach-Track-Daddy’s Ducati, on the outside of Turn 18: “I’ve seen video if this … More

Slicing like a scythe through sunflowers (Scary-Clown-Coach)

That aggressive tow that Customer-Rod says he got in Intermediate from Coach-Starship-Trooper wasn’t isolated. I watched Scary-Clown-Coach tow a Ducati … More

“You still here?” (El Jefe Breaker-Bar)

By Saturday prior to The Sunday-Surprise, the dirty-laundry public-airing, I had spoken separately and privately to Scary-Clown-Coach, Coach-Pocahantas, to leadership … More

4 helicopter medevacs, at last came the ass-chewing (Breaker-Bar)

After the first of 4 airlift medevac helicopter rides, and an ambulance roll every session red-flagged, I had expected a … More

“I ain’t brought a bike to the track all season.” (Head Coach: Breaker-Bar)

“ My wife’s in Saratoga, at the horse track right now. She’s got a table with 3 free seats. Your … More

Is every ride a suicide?

We aren’t curing cancer here

( So, Mr. Yang, how do you negotiate with the Yins in yer life? Your sig others? What of sensibility? … More

“That way I can tell how old I am by just looking at my helmet”.

Forrest’s race number is #76.

Friendly Coach flips me the bird in Five

Turn 4 on Summit Point Raceway Main Circuit is a fast downhill right-hander, aka “The Chute”. So, amongst a race … More

Poor. Life. Choices. Grass. Gravel.

Like Pocahontas and Breaker-Bar said, I should’ve tried to make the corner anyway, instead I fixed-forward my eyes and tightened … More

Carnies, criminals & cripples

Carnies, criminals & cripplesMantra-Ink runs like blood down every neckCarnies, criminals & crooks. Might as well be a Virginia gun … More

On The Shenandoah Circuit with Robert Duvall, my mother, Mssrs Oxy and Contin

I was watching Lonesome Dove last night in the family rancher. You ever watch it? You see Robert Duvall, the … More