From the Alpinestars TechAir Manual: “…Note that the sharp accelerations and braking from racing assist the arming – without them … More
Tag: essay
Barb, Patsy and Paul Newman, BFFs
Summit Point Raceway, West Virginia. On The Summit Café wall, there’s an autographed photo of Paul Newman. He’s sitting on … More
TestRide // The Ducati 959 Panigale
Well, you know, I ran that BMW S1000RR, 3 days at Keith Code, NJMP @ New Jersey and Streets of … More
Wild Billy Laphroig: “Speed is a by-product, son”
“ Speed is a by-product … of technique , son “
Wild Billy Laphroig: “You stabbed yer goddam brakes, again”
“ You see that !?! You see that ? You stabbed your goddamn brakes AGAAAAAAAAAAIN ! ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH ! We could … More
Wild Billy Laphroig: 80/20
80 ! 20 !
Robbie C: “I asked myself ‘Where’d that Repsol go?'”
“ I asked myself ‘Where’d that little Repsol go?’ … Then you went right outside, passed me into 1 ! … More
Gentleman Bob, The Silver Dūc
“While you’re down there … … try lowering your head.”
REPSOL RUSTY gets a rip in his trousers 20161015
It was beauty. 66-77 degrees. Sunny. 333 track kilometers. Repsol Rusty enjoyed himself. After … Day 1 new track, new … More
Dude, you were ripping it!!!
REPSOL_RUSTY got a flat-ass tire
My asshole got a new asshole on its asshole … -OR- “Rusty Gets a Flat” … so 27.8PSI Gabe BreakerBar Brett … More
The gospel according to Breaker-Bar: “So, pit-in, dumbass”
“ They’re bunched up out there like a hornets’ nest “ … “ So, pit in ! dumbass ! “ … More
At least it still had shit-paper
and 28-bazillion cattail mosquitoes, “Auntie Mabel, what’s that smell?” “Well Hubert, it’s that porta-potty over yonder, or, this time o day, … More
Wild Billy Laphroig: Information. Displaces. Fear.
“ Information . Displaces . Fear . “
“SlowHands” Stephen
Chicks dig slow hands. Talk amongst yourselves.
Other peoples’ turds – “Welcome, friend.”
Track map etch-a-sketch
dessin-moi un mouton
Splash-and-go shrinkage
i know i left that rascal around here, somewhere.
I found that SV650 a little gamey
… but not ducati codfish-boney … at least it didn’t get stuck in my throat
I could smell the fear, he looked back twice …
… so I went for the jugular [REPSOL RUSTY]
I feed on scorn. I shit skeptics. Try me.
My dumb orange vest
Rusty’s ok driving The. Short. Bus.
Michael Corleone wide-the-fuck-open (WTFO)
ANGER-MANAGEMENT RUSTY has responsibilities at T10
Debutante Donna, “Nuggets” … and her tittie guns
“ ¡ Shoot ’em wi’ yer tittie guns ! Point yer elbow Shoot Kill ’em dead “
Fast riders have slow hands.
Chicks dig slowhands.
Evie n I are on for NCB, season-end
Ok, Team Evanne & I are on for this weekend at NCBike, 4 days from today :o) It will … More