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From the Alpinestars TechAir Manual …

From the Alpinestars TechAir Manual: “…Note that the sharp accelerations and braking from racing assist the arming – without them … More

2021, essay, moto, own

Barb, Patsy and Paul Newman, BFFs

Summit Point Raceway, West Virginia. On The Summit Café wall, there’s an autographed photo of Paul Newman. He’s sitting on … More

essay, moto

TestRide // The Ducati 959 Panigale

Well, you know, I ran that BMW S1000RR, 3 days at Keith Code, NJMP @ New Jersey and Streets of … More

essay, fiction_not

Wild Billy Laphroig: “Speed is a by-product, son”

“ Speed is a by-product … of technique , son “

essay, fiction_not

Wild Billy Laphroig: “You stabbed yer goddam brakes, again”

“ You see that !?! You see that ? You stabbed your goddamn brakes AGAAAAAAAAAAIN ! ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH ! We could … More

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Wild Billy Laphroig: 80/20

80 ! 20 !

essay, fiction_not

Robbie C: “I asked myself ‘Where’d that Repsol go?'”

“ I asked myself ‘Where’d that little Repsol go?’ … Then you went right outside, passed me into 1 ! … More

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Gentleman Bob, The Silver Dūc

“While you’re down there … … try lowering your head.”

essay, fiction_not

REPSOL RUSTY gets a rip in his trousers 20161015

It was beauty. 66-77 degrees. Sunny. 333 track kilometers. Repsol Rusty enjoyed himself. After … Day 1 new track, new … More

essay, fiction_not

Dude, you were ripping it!!!

essay, fiction_not

REPSOL_RUSTY got a flat-ass tire

My asshole got a new asshole on its asshole … -OR- “Rusty Gets a Flat” …  so 27.8PSI  Gabe BreakerBar Brett … More

essay, fiction_not

The gospel according to Breaker-Bar: “So, pit-in, dumbass”

“ They’re bunched up out there like a hornets’ nest “ … “ So, pit in ! dumbass ! “ … More

essay, fiction_not

At least it still had shit-paper

and 28-bazillion cattail mosquitoes, “Auntie Mabel, what’s that smell?” “Well Hubert, it’s that porta-potty over yonder, or, this time o day, … More

essay, fiction_not

Wild Billy Laphroig: Information. Displaces. Fear.

“ Information . Displaces . Fear . “

essay, fiction_not

“SlowHands”  Stephen

Chicks dig slow hands.  Talk amongst yourselves. 

essay, fiction_not

Other peoples’ turds    – “Welcome, friend.”

essay, fiction_not

Track map etch-a-sketch

dessin-moi un mouton

essay, fiction_not

Splash-and-go shrinkage   

 i know i left that rascal around here, somewhere. 

essay, fiction_not

I found that SV650 a little gamey

… but not ducati codfish-boney … at least it didn’t get stuck in my throat

essay, fiction_not

I could smell the fear,  he looked back twice … 

…  so I went for the jugular [REPSOL RUSTY]

essay, fiction_not

I feed on scorn.   I shit skeptics.   Try me. 

essay, fiction_not

My dumb orange vest

Rusty’s ok driving The. Short. Bus.

essay, fiction_not

Michael Corleone wide-the-fuck-open (WTFO)

essay, fiction_not

ANGER-MANAGEMENT RUSTY has responsibilities at T10

essay, fiction_not

Debutante Donna, “Nuggets” … and her tittie guns

“ ¡ Shoot ’em wi’ yer tittie guns ! Point yer elbow Shoot Kill ’em dead “

essay, fiction_not

Fast riders have slow hands.  

Chicks dig slowhands.

essay, fiction_not

Evie n I are on for NCB, season-end

Ok, Team  Evanne & I are on for this weekend at NCBike, 4 days from today :o)   It will … More

essay, fiction_not

There be calm in the valley

@juanlovitzz's avatar by @juanlovitzz 2026-02-15

Pure. Race. Blood. Rage. Respect.

@juanlovitzz's avatar by @juanlovitzz 2025-04-27

Racer. Down.

@juanlovitzz's avatar by @juanlovitzz 2025-04-11
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