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We aren’t curing cancer here

( So, Mr. Yang, how do you negotiate with the Yins in yer life? Your sig others? What of sensibility? … More

2009, fiction_not, moto, own

“That’s what a corner speed bike means” (Coach Chris D)

“ Coach Chris D gave me a master class on what “oh, that’s a corner-speed bike” means at Pittsburgh International … More

2016, fiction_not

The pain, he staggers the downs like a syphilitic shepherd

The pain, he staggers the downs like a syphilitic shepherd

2021, fiction_not, moto, own

TBI | Ensalada | Mezclada

Motivations | Agendas Cruelties | Niceties Sweeties | Hope-against-hope-ities Plain ol’ titties Waves a-crash into others Risks | Respects Lost … More

fiction_not, haiku, moto, own

Breaker-Bar, The King of Troy

“ one of you goat-fuckers is guar-an-teed  to have an epiphany today … I just know it “ (BREAKER BAR … More

2016, fiction_not

16 pissed-off scapular

I bought stock in RoFo ice Been buying 7# bags o ice Every day since 3 July. Lather.   Rinse. … More

2021, fiction_not, moto, own

What’s Dickey’s problem … statement

Let’s Solution Dickey’s Problem Tired Caregiver’s Support-System Dicky’s Best-Friends Diving Bell Diaper Genie Tyvek Hazmat biohazard suit   Depends Fiber … More

2021, fiction_not, moto, own

Metallic centipede crawls up my arm

Creepy. Crawly.

2021, fiction_not, own

Jay at UMMC, tubes everywhere

2009, fiction_not, moto

Jay at UMMC, dreamy-land

2009, fiction_not, moto

BIG-BONE-BESSIE @ mile:17,300: 10w-30 synth 20080701

10w-30 synth @ 17300 20080701-0000-martes service 20080701-1200-martes parts synth oil labor Track Day #15, #16 :: STT @ Beaverun 20081004-1200-sábado … More

bom, fiction_not

TestRide // The Ducati 959 Panigale

Well, you know, I ran that BMW S1000RR, 3 days at Keith Code, NJMP @ New Jersey and Streets of … More

essay, fiction_not

Wild Billy Laphroig: “Speed is a by-product, son”

“ Speed is a by-product … of technique , son “

essay, fiction_not

Wild Billy Laphroig: “You stabbed yer goddam brakes, again”

“ You see that !?! You see that ? You stabbed your goddamn brakes AGAAAAAAAAAAIN ! ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH ! We could … More

essay, fiction_not

Wild Billy Laphroig: 80/20

80 ! 20 !

essay, fiction_not

Robbie C: “I asked myself ‘Where’d that Repsol go?'”

“ I asked myself ‘Where’d that little Repsol go?’ … Then you went right outside, passed me into 1 ! … More

essay, fiction_not

Gentleman Bob, The Silver Dūc

“While you’re down there … … try lowering your head.”

essay, fiction_not

REPSOL RUSTY gets a rip in his trousers 20161015

It was beauty. 66-77 degrees. Sunny. 333 track kilometers. Repsol Rusty enjoyed himself. After … Day 1 new track, new … More

essay, fiction_not

Dude, you were ripping it!!!

essay, fiction_not

REPSOL_RUSTY got a flat-ass tire

My asshole got a new asshole on its asshole … -OR- “Rusty Gets a Flat” …  so 27.8PSI  Gabe BreakerBar Brett … More

essay, fiction_not

The gospel according to Breaker-Bar: “So, pit-in, dumbass”

“ They’re bunched up out there like a hornets’ nest “ … “ So, pit in ! dumbass ! “ … More

essay, fiction_not

At least it still had shit-paper

and 28-bazillion cattail mosquitoes, “Auntie Mabel, what’s that smell?” “Well Hubert, it’s that porta-potty over yonder, or, this time o day, … More

essay, fiction_not

Wild Billy Laphroig: Information. Displaces. Fear.

“ Information . Displaces . Fear . “

essay, fiction_not

“SlowHands”  Stephen

Chicks dig slow hands.  Talk amongst yourselves. 

essay, fiction_not

Other peoples’ turds    – “Welcome, friend.”

essay, fiction_not

Track map etch-a-sketch

dessin-moi un mouton

essay, fiction_not

Splash-and-go shrinkage   

 i know i left that rascal around here, somewhere. 

essay, fiction_not

I found that SV650 a little gamey

… but not ducati codfish-boney … at least it didn’t get stuck in my throat

essay, fiction_not

I could smell the fear,  he looked back twice … 

…  so I went for the jugular [REPSOL RUSTY]

essay, fiction_not

I feed on scorn.   I shit skeptics.   Try me. 

essay, fiction_not

My dumb orange vest

Rusty’s ok driving The. Short. Bus.

essay, fiction_not

Michael Corleone wide-the-fuck-open (WTFO)

essay, fiction_not

ANGER-MANAGEMENT RUSTY has responsibilities at T10

essay, fiction_not

Debutante Donna, “Nuggets” … and her tittie guns

“ ¡ Shoot ’em wi’ yer tittie guns ! Point yer elbow Shoot Kill ’em dead “

essay, fiction_not

Fast riders have slow hands.  

Chicks dig slowhands.

essay, fiction_not

Evie n I are on for NCB, season-end

Ok, Team  Evanne & I are on for this weekend at NCBike, 4 days from today :o)   It will … More

essay, fiction_not

There be calm in the valley

@juanlovitzz's avatar by @juanlovitzz 2026-02-15

Pure. Race. Blood. Rage. Respect.

@juanlovitzz's avatar by @juanlovitzz 2025-04-27

Racer. Down.

@juanlovitzz's avatar by @juanlovitzz 2025-04-11
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